Here are the two applications :

• Pic Scatter.
• Schweppes Profile App.

Pic Scatter

Pic Scatter created by Till Haunschild is one of the amazing application i have seen in the recent days.

This application Pic Scatter allows user to upload images into its interface and it produces the sliced images within no time. It even has some of the settings such as zoom settings changing the position of the image etc.

Here is the screenshot of one of my image :

After its all done just click on “Download Pictures” and now upload your pics to your profile and follow the step 5 of Method-1 in “Customizing Your Facebook Profile“.

Schweppes Profile App

Schweppes Profile App is an Facebook application unlike Pic Scatter. Compared to Pic Scatter, Schweppes Profile App has fewer options.

Add Schweppes Profile App to your Facebook account. Go to the app upload your image and you have setting such as zoom settings, pic rotation etc.

Here is the screenshot of the app in action :

In this app you dont need to save your pictures into your disk. Schweppes saves your pics directly into your photo album.

There are still many applications just made for the “New Facebook Interface” to make the profile page of the users creative ! I find Pic Scatter and Schweppes are one of the best applications among them.

Browsing

• The Truth is out there. Anybody got the URL ?
• The Internet : where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
• Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

Calculations

• Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
• Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.
• An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.

Logical

• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
• Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
• Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
• To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
• CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Operating Systems

• The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
• UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
• In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows.
• Bugs come in through open Windows
• Unix is user friendly. It’s just selective about who its friends are.
• Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
• NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands.
• My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
• Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”
• Erik Naggum: “Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.”
• Windows isn’t a virus, viruses do something more.
• Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows.
• Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.

Programming

• My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.
• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
• The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
• The beginning of the programmer’s wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program.
• I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
• Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
• The more I ‘C’, the less I see.
• Michael Sinz: “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
• If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
• Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

Ad Absurdum

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
• E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
• Black holes are where God divided by zero.
• If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I’d antialias my graphics!
• If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.
• Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.
• Linus Torvalds: “Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.”
• Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

Via Make Use Of

To obtain a profile like mine all you gotta do is follow any of these two methods :

Method – 1

1. Select a pic such that its resolution is high and crop it in such a way that your face fill up the pic like the one below.
2. Crop it to 700x500px with tools like Photoshop, GIMP such that you start slicing from your forehead like the below pic.
3. Now slice the pic as per dimensions marked in the below pic.

1. After slicing the pics save them into a folder and put the 200px image as your display pic and the 5 parts of 68px into your album.
2. After uploading all the five 68px pics into your album tag them in such a way that the 1 numbered slice  is tagged first then 2nd slice is tagged second, Continue the same procedure for all the pics. Finally the 5th slice is tagged last.

Method – 2

1. Here instead of just picking up the pic and slicing it simply download this PSD Template and import your picture.
2. Now, goto ‘File’ in menu and select ‘Save for Web And Devices’.
3. By clicking ‘Save’ the pic is sliced automatically as u set it in the step-1.
4. Follow the upload and tag procedure as in Method-1.

Now all you have is a very awesome n creative Facebook Profile !

[Via Labnol]

Funny Windows Error Messages :

There are about 70 + error messages posted in both Part 1 and Part 2, Credits goes to Hongkiat, Nuffy, iambetterthanu and sitefrost. Enjoy Them

Here are some collection of funny Windows error messages. Hope u have fun watching them   .

Check Part 2 for more funny errors

Prank #1 Making A Phone Call To Your Friend From His Own Number

Yes, you read it right its making a call to your friend from his own number. The trick is simple go to Mobivox website and register for an account.The Site provides 10 free minutes of credit for every new user who get registered.

While creating your account remember that in the Phone Number column of registration page enter the phone number of the friend you want to play a prank .

After registering go to your mail which you provided during the registration and confirm your registration.

Now login to the site,  in the home page clicking on Direct Web Call will take you to a page where you could make a call.

Enter your friends phone number and click on “Call Now !”

The funny part starts here, a call is been made to your friend with his own number 

Prank #2 Make A Phone Call To Ur Friend Changing The Tone

Did you ever tried calling your friend pretending to be CBI Officer or a long lost relative or you informing death of unknown uncle who left millions of money for him ? I guess in the most of the cases your friend would recognizing your voice

So here is a solution for it.Read my previous article Finding Cheapest VoIP to know what exactly a VoIP is.  All you need to do is make a call from any of the VoIP using a voice changing software.  Never fear! The perfect free voice-changing application is here, and it’s called Screaming Bee MorphVOX Junior.

The application is easy and fast.  It sits between your microphone and any application you use and morphs your voice in whatever way you configure it to.  The free version allows you to use an alternative male or female voice, or for a funny alternative, you can raise the level of your voice to sound like a tiny person!  Another fun feature is the fact that you can click and insert sound effects into the call,  such as a cuckoo clock,  a drum roll (like after telling a joke), an alarm clock  or a screeching sound.

Prank #3 Showing a Fake News

Besides Television and News paper the other source for news is Internet. There are huge list of websites which provide updated news.
There are some sites where you could generate fake news. Here are some

Was Arrested

WasArrested is one such fake news generator site. Start of with entering the name place and news news involved.

After generating the news just pass on the Link to your friends.

Fake A Wish

Fake A Wish is another fake news generator, the site asks to enter the first name and the second name of a person. Submitting it takes u to page where you can choose your news

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Foodey

Foodey creates a fake news paper clipping. All you need to do is Enter some of the Fields and generate the news

Prank #4 Sending  Creepy Application

Here are some creepy but safe applications. These applications when run alerts for the deleting of the system drives.

Ultimate :  Deletes n displays a fake error.

Lappet : Lapet is another fake virus which shows fake deletion of  system drive.

Hope you enjoyed all the four pranks. Try them on your friends and colleagues. Make sure that you don’t try these pranks on weak people.

If you have any doubts or need help please feel free to post a comment, Happy April !